PARTY LIKE IT'S 1861

I feel embarrassed for even entertaining these stories about people signing signatures to secede from the Union. Comical on a basic level, treason on a more serious level. If you really think this country is doomed and Obama is a tyrant, than we need to overthrow the government (essence of Occupy movement, which right wingers condemned). All the states with the most signatures have republican gove

rnors and receive the most federal aid, go figure. You will lose medicare, medicaid, all military bases, you'll need to start your own army, navy, coast gaurd, border control, a tax collecting authority, something to back your money, etc. Your dystopia will be third world and broke by tomorrow. Basically what I'm saying is, we don't need you, be my guest and leave. Mexican drug cartels will invade your borders and massacre your inbred white children. Cousin fuckers these days...

IS IT 1861 AGAIN? USA TODAY

"AS IF..."

YOUR UNAMERICAN IDOLS,

JAB CULTURE